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Tablo woke up one summer morning...
Summary: I suck at writing summaries. Bsides the 'fic isn't that long!
I am Tablo.
I was sitting behind my tv. I felt the tears well up in my eyes like a waterfall of loss. After Our last adventure, I found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How nasty and vindictive real humans actually were. I stared at a picture of a tiger. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill me but at least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on me when I was at my weakest and darkest moment. When I needed my friends the most. But there had been one lone ray of light in this whole nightmare. I remembered fondly the day I discovered it. It was a tuesday morning I rememberanced. The memories surfaced before my mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before I well knew it, a single tear welled up in my eyes and trickled down my cheek. Because even when all my 'friends' betrayed me there was one consistant factor in my life: Heechul. And I knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings I had for Heechul were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, deep sense and longing for Heechul. Alas, I thought to meself disparagingly. Why must they battle? Why must I be destined to destroy Heechul? Can I ever tell Heechul how much Heechul means to me? If only I could. Then all my pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from (who told him she loved me, only to stab me right inti the heart at valentines day!). No, only Heechul and my true feelings for him. A/N Lol this has all been so depressive lol! My next bit will be less dark! A/N I got bord of writing the fanfic as it was so I decided to change things around. I hope u guys like it!! I was as of yet the most awe-inspiring creature in the whole universe, Tablo believed me to be. As I faigjt the great hitler-esq Heechul, my hair bobbed up and down consistantly like a rubber duck in a bathtub. I swipped at the Heechul and was more than anything Tablo had seen before. My beatiful feistful pressure shocked Heechul's henchmen into copulating before me. Serenity, take my sword! said Tablo, and give it to the greatness before us. She will need our legendary sword in order to defeat the great monsteriousHeechul" And lo! Serenity did so and the maginificent great mysterious woman that was me took the sword and I stabbed Heechul. He was defeated. But was Heechul? Because as Tablo ran towards me (I was the mysterious strange beauty of His draems) and was about to share the greatest kiss He had ever given to someomne in the history of mankind, Heechul rose up and fled! So we defeated Heechul and everyone was satisfied! Heechul: what do you mean, it's not over yet?! I'm unstopable! Me (Serenity): No No, back into your box! Heechul: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy! Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story! Me: of course we do! Or cake. I love cake! Heechul: Well I'm gonna steal your cake! Me: Noooo! Whats going to be my dinner now!? Heechul: mhuahahaha, life isn't worht living without caaaaaaaaake, so just die already will you?! Me: I cant fault your logic
, life isn't worth living without the awesomeness of cake. Farewell bitter world of cakelessness! Luhan: chotto mate-ah! Heechul: huh ;^_^; : domo desu-ka @_@? Me: Caaaaaake, need cake. Like brains, but cake! Luhan: well, I want you, how about that? Luhan winked at me, but . But was all hot 'n that, I thought. So I pecked on her cheek and winked longingly at her. Author: well, looks like they'll be busy for a little while. Cake?. Heechul: Nooo the cake is a lie. Gimme it! The end
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EXOtics Have Gone Too Far
Before we even get started, for those of you who don't know, EXOtics are the fans of a Korean boy group named EXO.
If you haven't read the articles, read them now below
There have been plenty of fancrazes before from JYJ/DBSK fans tracking their cars to Block B fans ripping books, climbing over bookshelves, and making a mess at a signing. But I think EXO fans, EXOtics, are the top of the crazy ssaeng fans. There have not only been MULTIPLE airport incidents with members getting hurt, lost, or feeling discomfort, but these go even past the airport to the gifts to the hotels and shows.
What makes me upset the most is the fact that the ssaeng fans are what many other fandoms see then they get this terribly bad impression that all EXOtics are crazy ssaeng fans who stalk them religiously and stuff when that's not all of us. It only takes a few bad people to make a bad reputation for a whole group.
And the ssaeng fans, if any of them are reading this, why can't some understand that they're not showing their love for EXO at all, but they're scaring them. When you follow them to a bathroom, wire a hotel bathroom to hear one sing, put a camera in a gift, you aren't getting their love, you aren't woo-ing them over with your undying love. You're giving them a bad impression of what their fans are like. And not only do they hurt EXO and the fandom itself, they're hurting other groups.
They've gave Super Junior a black ocean, ripped up a Donghae poster, posed as f(x) fans in order to see EXO, and I heard they planned to throw stuff at G-Dragon at KCON in fears that he'd overshadow their idols. Really? When you hurt other groups, that's a whole different boundary that should've never been crossed. Do they know people mock EXOtics? Out of all the fandoms and the mistakes/ssaengs they have, EXOtics are the most hated fandom.
I'm not sure how long it'll take, or what it will take for these fans to get the message. If it takes EXO not doing anything for two years, will they still stop or would they find some way to break into their dorms? These incidents make me more and more afraid each time I read them. I'm scared someone will get severely injured from getting pushed or stepped on or someone will go further than sexually harrassing them and go as far as rape. If EXOtics love EXO as much as they do, they wouldn't do these things. They're respect the boys' privacy and space rather than crossing the boundaries.
I hope people spread this message, EXOtics or not, so more people get the point and fully understand just how terrible this is.
Disclaimer: This post wasn't made by me, it was made by the person in the link below.
www.roleplayrepublic.com/profi…Se7en
Just watch it. It speaks for itself.
*goes to the corner and bawls uncontrollably*
CRACK SHIPS GALORE~~~~~~
Random SHINee action~
Anywho, lovelies! Beware of new crack ship fanfics that I'll probably be coming out with!
Things such as:
- YunTae
- TaeHun
- YunRen
- YunYeol
- HanYeon
- Anything you wouldn't expect to be shipped
- SorAladdin
- SpoKhan